- 喵呜,原来你是这种汪
- (美)雷扎·法拉兹曼
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- 2024-11-02 13:55:18
I THE NATURAL WORLD
自然世界

◇ 园丁蛇是袜带蛇 / 吊带蛇的异名。









城市动物园——企鹅园






农贸市场
“不好意思,请问这些黄瓜是有机的吗?”
“是的,先生,我们的农产品全都用有机去虫技术。”
“哎,那是什么呀?”
“主要就是我们派人瞪着那些害虫,瞪到它们尴尬,然后自己离开。”
“这方法有用?”
“您不知道吗?害虫的内心都很脆弱的,受不了冷暴力。有的时候我们会说点反话,比如‘哦耶,是呀,害虫们,来这里吃黄瓜啊,我们最喜欢你们来吃黄瓜了,对吧’,然后语气各种嘲讽,它们听出来就会走了。”
“哇,所有害虫都能这样去除吗?”
“基本上是吧,不过确实经常会遇到几只不懂规矩的。”
“啊,那对这些虫又该怎么办呢?”
“拿出杀虫剂对他们脸喷呗。”









猎豹是地球上速度最快的动物,
但这不是猎豹,只是匹画得很烂的马。



